About Sariah

Well here are the little factoids you have all been craving-

1. Sariah is known to have eaten her tooth. No it wasn't some odd Johnny Knoxville stunt. While enjoying nerds, she cracked her tooth and unknowingly continued on her savory nerds and what remained of her tooth (funny thing is that Karen and I knew which tooth it was without looking. Sariah then found out that the tooth was looking kind of bad the previous months before- who knew she'd be the last to know)
2. Q: Do you have a history of odd drug reactions? A: YES!!! - If you ever find Sariah strung out, get ready to have some incredulous medical professionals because you might be explaining how she is tripping on some vicks vapor rub. Ok that hasn't happened yet, but when we were flying home from LA my Dad gave Sariah some of the Wally World brand of Dramamine. Lets just say it didn't go very well and I am sure glad it was a direct flight.
3. How many Sariahs have you met in your life, no really how many? I have met two, but Sariah still claims "on the record" she hasn't . "Off the Record" there was a chance 2 a.m. encounter at the illustrious 7-Eleven on Bulldog in Provo. The cashier who looked as if this job was her true calling had a little tag that said "Sariah". I grappled with the decision to tell my Sariah that we had finally found another. I told her to look up at her tag...she did and was very unhappy, but I got a laugh out of it for two weeks.
4. When I started at the Y, as many of the guys could vouch for if they lived in the dorms, that their was something nice about the girls who would come down to breakfast in pajamas and a ballcap and still look great. With Sariah, I certainly thought I found one (she sure had gotten the pajama thing down). If you never have lived with her you would think she wore a lite eyeliner with a little mascara. What you don't know is she actually does the whole shebang - except one little caveat, she wipes 95% of it off when shes done. (I love it when she only gets three minutes to get ready. I will swear she looks the same but she'll be all frustrated)
5. When we first got married Sariah expressed how much she likes it when I say the evening prayer and how much she dislikes doing it. So a deal was struck I would say all evening prayers and she would say all dinner prayers. (I currently say half of the dinner prayers and 90% of the evening prayers; yeah its worked out pretty good for her)
6. Her favorite color is Ponderosa Blueberry, but don't tell her that because she has already taken the liberty to renaming the color "Stone Blue".