
Gregory
1. Gregory could be the next eminem. He spouts off songs about everything and anything. They always rhyme and they are so funny. The tunes are amazing. He sings about stinky Camden poopy, to oh how work is lame. They are very interesting and my family gets a kick out of his tunes.
2. Greg was put into the Special Education class from 2nd grade to 4th grade because he was a "window watcher" and never did anything. Finally they gave the poor ADD kid some Ritalin and he went back to normal classes where he was top of the class throughout high school. Poor kid! He hasn't been on Ritalin since 1996. I like to think I'm his Ritalin now.
3. Greg faints when he gets his blood drawn. The most recent adventure of this, he woke up in the chair, and saw his shoe was across the room. The lab tech was like...um, dude, you past out, and kicked your shoe across the room before you went down. Oh how funny.
4. Greg has a hilarious eye phobia. When we try to put contacts in his eyes, we would win $10,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos. It is so funny to watch. He doesn't like things or objects near his eye. On average it takes 22 minutes to take out a contact. Let's just say he sticks to glasses.
5. Greg sleep walks during tax season. He gets so tired and delirious, that by the time he is home sleeping, he's still working. He once opened the fridge at night, came back to bed and proceeded to tell me that this will control the Accounts Receivable. I then said what? He said the Equity of the Revenue of the something to the something. He does it quite a bit. Opening doors or closing things, comes back to bed and has some tax name for doing it.
6. A great thing about Greg is that he does anything I ask him to do. Sometimes with a smile, sometimes without. He is the most helpful person to me, my mom and dad and is always volunteering to help someone in the ward move in or out. He is always taking care of me and my many many mood swings as well as Camden and his tantrums. He is a great foot massager when I have a bad day, and he never gives me crap for being a stay at home mom.
Okay, stay tuned for Greg's input on me. And then we'll tag someone...




10 comments:
Oh man, I have a wicked eye phobia as well. I had something stuck in one of my eyes the other week, and I tried so hard to get it out, but finally I just went to bed and slept with the discomfort.
Haha I liked your post! I cannot wait to see what Greg posts about you. I know it is going to be hilarious.
You should post a new blog more often! I love it when I check the blogs and see that someone has updated:)
Shawn forgot to mention that he went to bed after first complaining for like 20 minutes, then attempting to get whatever it was out of his eye for about 20 minutes, then FINALLY letting me try to put eye drops in (which took another 20 minutes) but he couldn't open his eyes wide enough...oh the catastrophy!
The sleep walking thing is pretty funny. Shawn talks in his sleep every once in a while but I've learned to ignore him :)
Hope you're feeling better!!!
That was so fun! I don't know a lot of things about Greg. I'm glad I know 6 fun facts now:) And that's cute about him doing what you ask all the time. What a good hubby:)
We need to get the boys together more often. Ken was also a Ritalin boy, has an eye phobia, and he gets crazy when he is stressed. We love our quirky guys!
Sariah... tell Greg we are waiting for the 6 things about you! Your tagged obligation has not been fulfilled yet:)
I know...it is hurting my feelings. He keeps saying he's busy and he isn't aloud to go on the internet at work. But come tonight...H-O-L-I-D-A-Y! Four days with Mr. Free. So he WILL be blogging by tomorrow!!! I'm nervous about what he is going to say.
I laughed at all the comments you put on my blog. We should have watched the last episode of Bachelor together. Today is Thursday and I am still upset. Haha I am a freak huh? Jennie should not have gone home. I was mad about that too! I thought Marie should have gone though. What freakin mormons are voting for her? I LOVE Helio! My fav. is Mel!
Greg is a slacker! Come on we have been waiting! I hope to see a Sariah update soon:)
I am dying to know the six things about you. Tell Mr. Greg to get a move on! :) (Pretty please?)
Post a Comment